Monday : Dog Shit.

Starting out a Monday by cleaning dog shit off of a 6 year old's sneaker just isn't my idea of a, "good start to the day." However, apart from that, Gabi and I had a really good morning. Generally, we're arguing over what she's going to wear. She's 6.... I don't remember getting options, but that was my childhood. Her's greatly differs from mine. LOL.

My Horoscope Today:

"Your emotions are roiling -- so make sure that you've got the time and energy to take care of them. Things are sure to get better soon, but you've got to find an outlet for all those pent-up feelings."

Ok, first ok - when aren't my emotions roiling? And how do you set aside energy? LOL. Actually, on the emotional front, i'm alright. It's not so much turning frowns upside down, but more like turning frowns into mean mugs. Hey, better than frowning. 

So yesterday I pretty much bugged out in Marietta Walmart. ( Yes, sometimes i'm prone to emotional outbursts. ) Look, I get it. My kid is cute, and people look at her. But there is a profound difference in  admiring her beauty and cuteness, and looking at her like she's fuckin' steak. This creepshow, old ass man - was like, lurking AT her, and I asked her to turn around twice, then I looked at her, and they were staring right at each other  and I lost my shit. Got loud and started with the, "I'll slap the shit outta this man," type stuff. Chest pain, the whole 9. As a parent, especially with a little girl, you've just gotta trust your intuition with this type of stuff. She's 6, and never has anyone made me feel as uncomfortable as that old man did. Straight up, shit will go down, lol. All jokes aside, if that man wouldn't of gotten up and walked away after my outburst and he'd of taken one more look at Gabi, he'd of needed a hip replacement. Woulda figure 4 leg locked that fool. Creepy stuff, and I will never in life tolerate it.

ANYWAY....

Does anyone else watch "Real Housewives of New Jersey,?" Because, ummm, I love that shit. Like, deeply, lol. I'm from New England, so I truly couldn't avoid it if I wanted to. Teresa has got to be the most ignorant woman and I just wonder how these fools don't get violent with her. It could be because she's constantly saying, "I'll sue you," but they all have some decent finances, so someone should take one for the team and roll that bitch lol. Would be GREAT for TV and even better for my personal enjoyment. 

UGHHHHH, Monday.

Wonder what today has in store...

I'll probably blog again later, I feel like I should be watching "Full House," right now, so that's what i'm about to do. 

:) Hope noone else has to clean dog shit this morning.