"Did I Just Hit Menopause? Bunions?"

"On the Other Side to 30...."

2 Things i've noticed, or have otherwise pissed 
me off, personally, or not, on the road to 30.

Calvin and I constantly notice things that happen in our lives, and even in our opinions, where we're frequently saying, "AH, headin' to 30..." Admittedly, the shit is generally hilarious, and sometimes, it's just things we see, and fuckery that needs to be shared because i'm certain others feel the same way.

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"Did I just hit menopause waitin' in line at Walmart?"

I don't know if it's because I straight up despise going to Walmart, or places similar. I don't know if there is some radar that watches me and as soon as I get in line, the heat starts blasting, on some excessive level. I honestly can't tell you. What I can tell you, is it get's MF'er hot, out of nowhere when i'm IN LINE. I don't know if i'm that damn impatient that it causes anger to run through my veins and then soon after I get bitch smacked with a hotflash. I don't know what it is about waiting in line that makes me get so damn heated. ( Not mad, but straight up - temperature. ) It's annoying to me, because I can feel myself get all red faced, and at most times I figure I just got menopause.

"Wait, what the fuck is a bunion? There just isn't anything cute about that life."

Things that used to be funny, aren't. And opinions I used to have, changed. It's called growing up, but check it out, there's a profound difference in, "growing up," and "getting older." Argue with that if you please, but you'll lose. 

Waking up with back aches, your hearing being absolutely not dependable ( got you hearin' shit that doesn't even make sense.. ) Got your face all up in the steering wheel, because you can't see for shit, and are convinced every MF'er has their brights on... they don't. One day noticing a vein that you'd never noticed... ( Which happened to me earlier this year, and all I could think of was those elderly women that got a gang of 'em, and I bet she had a moment when she noticed her 1st crazy protruding vein comin' out her shin bone... I hate that shit. ) The list goes ON... Waking up in the middle of the night otherwise, you, at that age, will have an, "accident," - missing what a "full nights sleep was," - ( Better not be drinking liquid after 7pm, fool! ) Having a severe pain in you foot, googlin' what the fuck it is, learning it's a bunion while you're Mother laughs at you, in a way that just isn't funny to you AT ALL. "The fuck you mean a bunion?"

Anyway, sure, these things come with age. But, uhhhh - some other shit comes with growing up. For example, things that used to be funny to me, especially when it comes to people and their lives, just aren't funny now. I wasn't entirely sure I was capable of empathy, but turns out? I am. I feel bad for people, but not enough to jump on a wagon of excuses they have, with them. It's just, damn, it's gotta suck to have such a mind set. At any rate, I enjoy the changes that have been coming, but the physical ones? Can eat shit.

Point Made.