Types of Dumb Bitches.

Bitches.

( Evidently, it's vital to keep people caught up in excessive messes of drama, in order to avoid people sitting back and assessing why in the fuck and more importantly WHERE in the fuck the drama initially began. I mean, clearly, it's easier to ensure people stay caught up in the "he-said, she-said," that you, yourself instigated, other than ya know, looking honestly at your damn self, accepting responsibility for your actions, chocies and behavior, working on YOUR OWN damn issues, and other such wastes of time. ( Because if you haven't managed to make the most essential changes to yourself by now? You're fucked. )

How do you do it? How do you keep track of all the lies, rationalizations and bullshit? How do you still manage to feel sorry for yourself and attempt to play the fucking martyr? You have really fucked up some relationships. Maxed the drama the fuuuuuck out, played on peoples' pride. Cast yourself as the Victim and/or the Informer. Leaving the role of your faults to the rest of us. ( You know, the ones you colossally fucked over and can't seem to take accountability for, just lettin' everyone else deal with what you've started? Yeah, us, over here. The few you had left? ) I give you little fucking credit - it's not that hard in these parts to ensure people stay caught up in endless triangles and fucking octagons of drama, so that nobody goes back to the Informer - you. Awesome techniques, you've mastered them quite well. It's unfortunate that's like, one of the few things you're good at in life - being fucking drama. So, get out a notebook, bitches - I lost my patience with all of this, and the attention ya'll clearly desire? I'm ready to dish. TAKE NOTES!! 
Dumb Bitches piss me off....

I know, I know, "Courtney, there are so many kinds of dumb bitches in the World, what kind are you actually referring to?"

Ah, well, I will tell you....

Dumb Bitches who Lie ALL THE DAMN TIME:

Listen up!! You may think you're good at this lying thing, ya'll. But, somebody needs to tell you, you truly aren't. Now that i've made you aware of this, check it out - you didn't outsmart anybody. You may have been able to manipulate some, temporarily. That being said, fact remains - you didn't effectively outsmart not one motherfucker. Period. Everybody has known you're a lying sack of shit for years. But, people who developed actual love for you, made the wrong choice to over look it, and when you weren't around, even have conversations about "damn, why do we enable it??" Well, because if anybody challenged your ass, you'd be offended and start on some pity me rant, and unfortunately, people had trusted you over the years, and you've proved time and time again how "loose lips sink ships," and nobody wanted their ships sank by your ass. Fortunately for us, you've made enough mistakes that not many believe you when you're telling the truth. ( Talk about "a child called wolf," or a "pathological liar named _____ ." ) Yeah. For years, we'd watch you tell 2 out of 5 of us, one story. Then, the other 2, a different one, and the last 1 a totally ass backwards version. We all accepted your lyin' ass ANYWAY. You managed to fuck that up because you really thought you were outsmarting people. You weren't.

Dumb Bitches who Claim to be "Grown.":

Sure, we all define "grown," differently. But, no matter which way you fuckin' slice that shit, some of y'alls definitions? Are realistically FALSE, theoretically FALSE and text book FALSE. No, it is NOT grown to not live by "actions speak louder than words." ( Stop actin' like someone you're not, i'll get to that next. ) No, it is NOT grown to not hold yourself accountable for a mistake or assumption YOU made. Nobody forced any motherfucker to assume not a damn thing. No, it is NOT fucking grown to claim to be grown, but them be on some fuckery that we ALL experienced in junior high/high school. NO, it is not GROWN to want to have a physical fight around children. NO, it is NOT grown to not be able to man up. NO, it is NOT grown to avoid admitting your wrong, but instead get angry and want to blame somebody else and toss around threats. "I'm grown, no more talking, I handle business." So many things wrong with that sentence in itself. Seriously. No, it is NOT grown to feel validated as a female, by playing the Tiffany Tough Tits role and just because your general size is bigger than the girl your threatening that somehow makes you feel like a bad bitch. It is NOT grown to not be able to have a conversation about a situation, before jumping to harassing phone calls and fuckery. NO, it is NOT grown to fucking believe every fucking thing you hear. You'd think some of ya'll would be a little more selective. Bottom line? If the same fuckery you're pulling now, is the same order of actions you played out while you were in high school? Please tell me how the fuck that makes you grown? Can't argue with that, can you? Nah, you can't.

Dumb Bitches who Fake the Funk About who they are:

Yo, this is NOT Broadway, this is not a fucking casting call. Cut the bullshit, already. It's PAINFULLY obvious you are NOT who you try to come off as being. It's like, horrifically comical. And also, somebody needs to tell you NOBODY BUYS IT. Again, since I have NOW informed you - check THIS out - words, words, words, words, words BULLSHIT. Since when is SAYING you're something MAKE you something? Nah, it doesn't. You may have newbies fooled, but "this side," of things have known for years that challenging your act, will just cause us to suffer more of your bullshit stories that NEVER happened. ( Like, no you've never been stabbed, no you've never been shot, lol. Fucking hilarious. And just because you were born somewhere? But lives there for 2 in a half seconds? Does NOT mean you can claim that area as "your hood," LMAO. ) Seriously, channel that fuckery towards an acting career. Or hit up a therapist. 


Dumb Bitches who want to say Racist and/or Homophobic Shit:

1, it's 2012 ( & as noted by my BFF ) Calling a grown gay man a fag? Did you really think that was the 1st time that fuckery has been slung at him? You're super original ( & so grown, lmao. ) No, no - it was "retarded fag ass," is what this female said. Yeah, the one that claims to be "so grown." Fucking ridiculous. All I have to say about this topic is it's fucking stupid, it's bullshit. Clearly, ya'll lack the brain capacity to come up with something other than THAT bullshit. Work on that, though. Improve your verbal lashing, because it does nothing for you. 

Dumb Bitches who CANNOT take Accountability:

Fact is, sometimes, we're wrong, and sometimes we make the wrong choices or do stupid shit. For the love of God, Mary & JOSEPH, just admit you're fucking wrong. It's really that simple. If i'm wrong, I can admit it. If I do some fucked up shit, I can own it AND apologize. Trust, that doesn't mean I like to apologize, but I will. Because i'm not blinded by fucking delusional bullshit that i'm high and mighty and can DO NO WRONG. Those of you that are clearly blinded STAY doing wrong, and foul ass shit. And people that matter in the world, will never respect that in a female. ( But ya'll probably already know that whole not being respected bit right? Right. ) 


Dumb Bitches who Whore it out, but want "real love."

This is that shit that makes me laugh, in a horrific kind of way. Like, "hardy har har, bitches -" can you really not see why that "real love," doesn't come your way.... ever? I'll tell you, it's because you're a whore. I mean, well - do whores get paid? Because ya'll don't get paid. So. Hm... whatever the case is, when you parade yourself around a group of guys, cousins, whatthefuckever, volunteering your vagina to straight UP charity case type dudes - you've become, "that girl." None of them will "love you," especially when you're the girl all their friends ran through before they got to you. The decline of females is disgusting  Which brings me to the types of hoes that set out to methodically sabotage relationships by being a whore - you types? I hope you guys rot. That's all I got. LOL. 


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I'll put it like this, i'm over sittin' around and every fucking day hearing new details to this mess of a situation that ONE solitary bitch started, and another jumped on the band wagon, believing every word like it's fucking gospel - thinking everything and every word is meant for them, when it never was. I'm over bitches thinking that threatening me with physical harm is going to stop me from showing MY face. Nah, go ahead, put your hands on me, if that makes you feel like your ovaries are pumpin'. It will NEVER change the fact that your choices have categorized you as everything I AM NOT, and everything I will NEVER be. I'm good with that, in fact, i'm THANKFUL I can't and never will be able to be classified with ya'll bitches. Period. 

I am THANKFUL that the few in my life love and respect me. I am THANKFUL that I am a female who can admit her wrongs, knows her faults, can man the fuck up, and methodically chooses my words so they don't come and bite me in the ass later. I'm THANKFUL that i've made mistakes and have been able to learn from them, rather than keep making them, and end up with NO DAMN BODY that gives a REAL fuck about me. I'm THANKFUL I don't have to question the validity of the people I CHOOSE to have in my life. I am THANKFUL that the few in my life don't INTENTIONALLY put me into dramatic ass situations and then leave me high and dry to deal with on my own. I am THANKFUL that I can wake up and go to sleep without thinking about ya'lls asses. The attention ya'll wanted, i'm giving you. And this blog will be all this FEMALE will write. Have your hot flashes, get all angry, make your phone calls, hit me up with your threats.

Understand, I am NOT that bitch that will stay quiet for too long while I got ingrates slinging lies and threats my way.  I know MY worth as a female, and  i'm not about to let no dumb ass bitches think they are superior over me, because face the facts, my actions, choices and words? Differ GREATLY from what I noted above. I don't have to prove to no motherfucker what kind of female I am. I don't have to use my words to prove to any bitch that i'm any type of female. The people that KNOW me, KNOW me. I don't gotta prove shit. Sorry that ya'll feel the need to. I don't need to act a fuckin' fool to feel validated by any damn body. Trust that. Unfortunately, if some could carry a grown conversation, with their "grown," asses, this would of NEVER gotten to this point. But no, ya'll wanna keep it on the fucking internet, so here ya go - believe me, if you were capable of having a grown ass sit down, without getting all fucking belligerent and shit? It would of already happened. BUt ya'll done proved ya'll can't.... sad, really. It's gotta suck, waking up, every day, knowing you gotta PROVE yourself to people you don't even know, or haven't known for too long. Instead of building and/or mending shit, ya'll just wanna make it worse, and stay making toxic ass choices. Ya'lls loss all motherfuckin' day. I won't sit here and wish the best for none of ya'll. Nah, i'm all set. Some people cannot be helped, and some people and their UNDESERVED pride cannot be moved out the damn way, for any bit of sense to get through to them. 

I am THANKFUL to be me.
Can I get an AMEN?

Yeah.
In the unlikely event you feel that you can have a grown conversation to effectively deal with any of the drama? Hit me up. If you feel that you can hold yourself accountable for what you've allowed this to become? Hit me up. If you can define "grown," differently, and speak NOTHING but the truth? Hit me up. But, uhhh, I doubt it, and if not? I could give a fuck. Ya'll types aren't the types I want in my present or future, and I definitely don't want my daughter around this type of fuckery. I refuse to have these types in my circle, anyway. So, we can all agree to disagree. But, those that aren't completely oblivious to life? Were already aware of everything I just said, trust me - I know for a fact. So, while ya'll continue trying to prove and plead your cases? Understand NOBODY buys it, you're just tolerated until you don't have to be anymore. I will gladly take these FACTS down, as soon as my name stops being slung around, it can get worse. My verbal swag is something ya'll could never compete with, or respond to, legitimately. Another fact. Deal with it, if you don't want this type of attention, then STOP WITH THE FUCKERY ALREADY, let that shit DIE - believe me, as soon as ya'll stop with the excessive fucking lame bullshit? The rest will cease too. Yes, that would mean this attention for ya'll would stop to, and you wouldn't be as relevant  but THAT IS OKAY. I'd commend ya'll for making that choice. Again, hit me up with questions and or concerns. 

Or don't.